thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:

Best image ever.

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

word-is-bond:

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

(Source: ricequeen)

click-for-da-booty:

i actually thought google broke

mumfordandsonslawfirm:

im not sure what im supposed to think

wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)